How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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