it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You are a genius and a whore.
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