Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
