Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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