Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I believe in your delicious
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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