Me too!
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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