i may or may not be watching the land before time
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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