I want to walk on stilts...naked
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Found the puke drawer
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
