Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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