kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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