Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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