I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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