what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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