she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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