U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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