A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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