: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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