people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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