love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
