Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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