Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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