id be glad to
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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