did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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