My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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