watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
She needs sedatives and a leash
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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