awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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