Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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