I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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