HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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