My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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