That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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