I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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