as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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