Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
