drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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