Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just want to make out with him forever
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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