therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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