ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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