Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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