I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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