I feel like I'm in dance class right now
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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