scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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