so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
