I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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