He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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