yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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