And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Randomize
