sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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