I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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