you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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