I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
