I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Its about making memories worth repressing
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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