I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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