i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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